Wednesday, December 20, 2017

Penelope’s thoughts

Penelopes thoughts

Me: “Hi, what’s your name?”

P: “Princess Pink Popsicle.”

Me: “Oh, so nice to meet you! How old are you?”

P: “I five.”

Me: “Are you sure you’re not two?”

P: “No, you wrong. I five.” 

 

 

“MAMA, GIVE ME CRACKERS NOW!”

“Um. Excuse me?”

“Oh. I sorry. I being so rude.”

 

 

“Mama, you’re cute. Your hair is cute. I’m cute.”

The same day, while rubbing my face: “Mama, you so old.” 

 

 

[On a road trip]

“Mama, I thirsty.”

“Here ya go.”

“That’s not water.”

“Yes, it’s Smartwater! I guess it makes us smart?” (<— lame mom joke)

“I already smart.”

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